The Back to School Supply Lists, 2011

Every year we receive The Lists, the ones for school supplies for the three Picket Fence Post kids that never cease to surprise me with their specificity and length. Even in a down economy -- or perhaps because of it -- I wonder how parents who might be out of work or short on cash right now can afford all these supplies, never mind the other unexpected costs (for field trips and the like) which spring up throughout the school year.

The Spouse and I spent one very long hour inside a local Staples over the weekend, trying not to scream or lose our patience as the kids ran around the store, clutching their lists (I finally found The Youngest Boy's fifth grade list stuffed inside his report card from June) and trying to slip some unnecessarily, overpriced goodies into the shopping cart, like an $11 3-ring binder when a $2 one would suffice. We spent over $100 to purchase supplies from their lists and we still have items left to buy, not including back to school clothing because the kids keep doing that growing thing.

What kind of supplies do suburban schools in the Greater Boston area ask parents to purchase for their children?

Here's the fifth grade list:

• "1 soft, zipper pencil case (not the hard box)
• 1 small, handheld pencil sharpener
• 4 highlighters*
• 4 pens (black or blue)*
• 4 'jumbo' glue sticks*
• 4 black and white composition notebooks (marble, 9 3/4 X 7 1/2) not recycled paper
• blue pocket folder (plastic is strongly recommended as it will last the whole year)
• purple pocket folder
• green pocket folder
• red pocket folder
• orange pocket folder
• yellow pocket folder
• large size, soft, stretchy book cover for Social Studies textbook
• 1 box of small binder clips
• 2 boxes of #2 pencils*
• 2 boxes of tissues*
• 2 packs of 3 X 5 lined index cards
• 1 roll of paper towels
• Clorox Wipes
• hand sanitizer

*These items will need to be replenished throughout the school year.

Also, please do not buy a 'trapper keeper.' Our experience has shown us that they do not facilitate good organization. An accordion style organizer works better."

And this is the one for seventh graders for which we had to buy double because we've got two students going into the seventh grade:

• "One box of tissues per student (to be given to the homeroom teacher, so that every teacher has close to a year supply)
• A 3-ring binder with paper for science and social studies
• A 2-inch, 3-ring binder with paper for language arts and reading
• A composition book or small spiral bound notebook for reading journals
• A 7.5 X 10 inch hardcover composition notebook for science
• A spiral notebook, many pencils, two dry erase markers and choice of a two-pocket folder, accordion file, or 3-ring binder for French or Spanish
• A small, hand-sized notebook for Leaf Collection
• A supply of loose leaf notebook paper
• A two-pocket folder for the science classroom
• Many blue or black pens, red correcting pens, and pencils, frequently replenished
• A package of five notebook dividers for Language Arts binder
• Highlighters
• Note cards
• 5-7 book covers (NOT BOOK SOCKS!! They can ruin the book)
• 12 GB flash drive

Optional: A calculator for home use (a scientific calculator will be available in all math classrooms). Also, you will need an assignment book or planner. A [SCHOOL SPECIFIC] assignment book may be purchased for $5.00 when school reopens. If you choose not to purchase a [SCHOOL SPECIFIC] planner, please bring your own planner on the first day of school."

What about your kids' school supply lists, are they extensive, too much or just about right?

Quick Hits: Youth Hockey ... Already, School Shopping, Doggie Rescue Part 2 & Like This Blog? Vote for It!

Youth Hockey

Yes. Hockey. In August. When we’re still going to the pool, eating ice cream cones outside, running the air conditioning and having barbecues.

And I’ve already received several e-mails from The Youngest Boy’s new hockey team about upcoming practices for the August-through-April youth hockey season (because, you know, you need to GET READY, you know, for THE NEXT LEVEL, therefore you need to play 447 games per year to perfect your game, when you’re in elementary school and are still losing your baby teeth). Not that I’m bitter or anything.

I’m so not in the right frame of mind for the season to begin at this moment. However this time, I’m not going to be caught unprepared, I'm not a rookie hockey mom any more. For example, before the games begin in earnest, I think I’m going to buy some of those folding stadium chair thingies, the ones that provide back support, for those freezing cold games which I’m convinced kept me persistantly sick through much of last winter.



School Shopping

I have done approximately . . . nothing. Nada. Zippo.

I still, surprisingly, have The Youngest Boy’s school supply list that he got from his teacher in June. (Or I think I have it. I remember putting it away for “safe keeping.” If only I can recall where “safe” is.)

The supply lists for the twin seventh graders are available online.

Those pesky flyers advertising Back to School Sales have been everywhere. But I haven’t looked through them. I don’t want to.

I’m in denial.

No . . . I’m . . . not . . . ready for the madness to begin anew.

Doggie Rescue, Part Two?

When we brought Max the dog to his doggie camp during our Cape Cod vacation week, he was thrilled to be dropped off at “camp.” He simply adores playing with the other dogs. In fact, as soon as we pulled into the driveway, he started going nuts and scrambled to go outside. Once outside, he pulled really hard against the leash, never looking back once he was taken by one of the staffers to go into the yard to play with the other canines.

After relating this story to The Spouse he asked, “Do you think we should get Max a friend? Maybe he’s lonely. I feel bad.”

*palm smacking forehead*

We went through this last year, when I was telling him that I thought Max would thrive if we got another companion dog as he often looks bored when he’s home with me and I’m sitting with my laptop computer all day. Whenever another dog is around he simply lights up. But The Spouse was resistant. Energetically resistant. Then after the awful chocolate incident, I dropped the matter entirely.

And now The Spouse is raising a second dog as a possibility, the notion he thoroughly dismissed as yet another one of my hair-brained ideas. Which means I’m now finding myself irresistibly drawn to PetFinder.com, the web site where we found Max (it features listings from dog shelters) and am e-mailing said dog listings to The Spouse.

No, I have no idea what I’m thinking. As if things aren’t already chaotic enough around here.

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